About GrimTech

What This Is

Another tech review site. Great. Like the internet needed more of those.

Look, I’m not going to pretend this is some revolutionary concept. I test stuff, write about it, and if you buy something I might get a few cents. That’s the deal.

Why This Exists

Because apparently reading 47 identical reviews that all say “it’s pretty good” wasn’t driving me insane enough, so I decided to make my own.

Most tech reviewers are either shills reading off spec sheets or influencers who got the product for free and suddenly think a $400 pair of headphones is “totally worth it for everyone.”

I buy this stuff. I use it. I tell you if it sucks. Sometimes things don’t suck. That’s about it.

The Philosophy (Or Whatever)

Blunt. If a $1,200 laptop has a garbage keyboard, I’m going to say so. If a $50 gadget somehow doesn’t suck, I’ll say that too. No corporate-speak, no “well it depends on your use case” cop-outs.

Actually Tested. I don’t unbox something, use it for 20 minutes, and call it a review. I use stuff for weeks. Sometimes I hate it more by the end. Sometimes I hate it less. Usually more.

No Fanboy BS. I don’t care what logo is on the box. Apple can make bad products. Google can make good ones. Framework can make something that’s simultaneously impressive and annoying. Everything is fair game.

What Gets Reviewed

Right now? Tech stuff. Headphones, laptops, phones, whatever else lands on my desk.

Eventually maybe home and kitchen crap too, because apparently I hate myself and want to test air fryers or something.

The Affiliate Thing

Yeah, there are affiliate links. If you buy something through one, I get a small cut and Amazon gets to buy another rocket or whatever they’re doing with that money.

Do I recommend garbage just for commissions? No. I barely recommend anything because most stuff is mediocre at best. If I tell you something is good, it’s because I actually think it’s good, not because of the commission rate.

You can read the full boring legal disclosure here: /disclosure/

Contact

Got questions? Found a typo? Want to tell me my opinion is wrong?

Email: hello@grimtech.dev

Twitter/X/Whatever: @grimtechdev

I’ll probably respond. Eventually.